She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm at about main and main street
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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