i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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