Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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