So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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