I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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