If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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