Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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