Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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