Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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