im six kinds of drunk right now
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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