Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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