You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
