Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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