This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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