oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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