found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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