Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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