Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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