what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
honey bunches of taint.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
not ubering you a puppy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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