Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish you could order shots online.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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