So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
foreskin is a definite game changer
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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