I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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