I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Terrible idea I love it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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