escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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