Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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