i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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