You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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