I hate your face
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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