just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
