Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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