Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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