I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
