Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
how does that bad decision feel?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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