any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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