this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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