OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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