Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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