I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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