He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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