well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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