he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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