So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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