So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
