i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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