We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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