i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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