am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
