You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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