you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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