so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize