My brain says no but my pants say off.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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