I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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